Fun with phonics (warning:not for the faint of heart)

Tonight when we were driving to dollar ice cream cone night at Baskin Robbins I overheard a funny conversation going on in the back seat between Max and Molly.  It started out pretty typical, they love to converse about one another's parts...it went down like this:

"Monny, I have a penis, you don't have a penis, I have a penis (could he use that word any  more times in one sentence???).

"Puh....puh...penis...Mom, does penis start with "P?"

Yes, Max it sure does!

"Monny not have a penis, right?"

That's right, she does not.

"No, I have a bagina...buh, buh, buh....bagina start with "B," Mom?"

I'm not composed enough to answer at that point.

"No, Monny...it's jina.  Juh, juh, jina starts with "J."

"Oh."

Just when I hoped it was over, I hear Olivia quietly remark, "I think it starts with "V."

Hooked on phonics is working for us...don't say I didn't warn you!